Craneink™ takes your business seriously. That is why we have teamed up with some of the most rabid, money hungry industry professionals in the world.

Craneink™ prides itself in offering you absolutely nothing in return for your attention.

They say money doesn’t buy happiness, so give us all of yours!

Our mission is to buy a private jet so we can flex on all these normies. Only your generosity can help us achieve this goal.

Dirty Oakley – CEO/CFO/FCO/VP/GM/GTFO